Santa is Watching Part 2

Yesterday I set up the children’s Santa messages from http://www.portablenorthpole.com!  The message choices were for ‘nice children, naughty children or naughty/nice children’.  I couldn’t decide between ‘naughty’ or the ‘yet to decide’ option.  Before I started this exercise, I was sure I would have no problem clicking the ‘naughty’ button, and let Santa do the dirty work!  But when it came down to it, it was not as clean cut.  I slid my mouse back and forth over the options.  I hovered over the ‘naughty’ option for quite some time, but not knowing what Santa would say in this message, I couldn’t bring myself to press it.  What if Santa upset them or made them feel hopeless about making more of an effort (I know this would not be characteristic of Mr Claus, but I still didn’t want to be responsible for ruining the magic of St  Nick!)?

So, holding my breath, I opted for ‘nice/naughty’.

Turns out, Santa is quite the spin doctor; and he delivered his message with diplomatic aplomb.  Rather than saying, ‘you guys are on the ‘naughty’ list but still have time to make it to the ‘nice’ list if you do ‘x,y,z’, he said ‘you are on my good list again this year, but you still have some work to do’.

Having said that, the kids were so enthralled that Santa has a ‘book’ on them, knows their names, ages and that they go to school, as well as hinting at what they would like for Christmas, I am not sure they picked up on the small caveat!

However, judging by their behaviour today, I think they got the message.  Thank you Santa!

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Santa is Watching

Since July, it has taken all my strength to refrain from using what I thought was the ultimate bribe; Santa is watching!  And it was with the excitement and enthusiasm of a 6 year old standing in line to see Santa, that I welcomed the 1st December with open arms….perhaps  now I might have some leverage in the Mummy – little darling discipline game.  Perhaps they will listen to Santa, or at least believe the idea that he and the elves are watching and making detailed pre-Christmas notes!

I know it seems rather at odds with the spirit of the season, but at this stage, I am desperate.  In the past few weeks it feels like every day, at least 2 of my 3 have been possessed.  They can hardly stand to be in the same room as each other, let alone be left to play in the garden.  They squabble over everything, and at least one of them is in tears every 30 seconds.  My daily tears are a given!

It starts the minute I pack them in the car after school pick up.  They leave their classrooms in what appears to be a happy mood.  But, by the time I open the car door, the whining and bickering has started.  Duplicitous little rascals.  The simple request to buckle up before I pull out from my parking spot unleashes a torrent of what feels like blubbering, hormonal emotion, usually from DD.  Red faced and screeching at the top of her mini lungs, she explains in shrill detail that it is all her brothers’ fault for her not being able to click in her seatbelt.  This explanation is quite detailed and long winded.  The pitch is so high, I can’t understand a word she says.  I think she is trying to communicate with a dog or a dolphin or possibly the pointy eared elves to let them know that her brothers are really the naughty ones!

‘Santa and the elves are watching particularly closely these days, guys’ I offer feeling the superpower behind those words waning.

More accusing, more defending, more shrieking.

My head drops and I reach for the volume button on the car radio.

Once home, the homework battle commences.  By this stage I resent school, the teachers, everyone.  How is it my children seem to behave for everyone else, but for me they resemble mini monsters?

As the weather is now so beautiful, I insist they spend as much time in the afternoon in the back garden.  Outside there is enough entertainment: tree house, football goals, rugby balls, volleyball net, basketball hoops…..and of course, they could always use their own imagination!

But no…within seconds they are screaming blue murder at each other, calling each other ‘stinky cheats’ whilst wrestling each other to the ground.  Tired of reffing these tantrum tournaments, I have tried to back off and let them sort it out themselves or to sulk.  But, I have neighbours who would also love to enjoy the fresh, wintry Dubai weather.   If I were them, I would not wish to subject my ears to brawling kids!  Wishing to keep the peace with my neighbours, I order my lot inside.  As they skulk through the back door each one still trying to get in the last shove, push, thump without me seeing, I once again remind them that Santa and the elves are watching!  No reaction, not even the slightest look of fear……..humph!

They have left me with no choice.  Perhaps Santa himself can persuade them to behave.  http://www.portablenorthpole.com it is then!  I wonder how they will react if Santa tells them they are on his ‘naughty’ list!  Watch this space!

 

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Brand Dubai

Wow, right now Dubai is a busy hive of international social activity.  The winter quarter; the time when Dubaians wake from heat hibernation, and frantically go about fitting 12 months’ living into 6 months’!  From November onwards, it feels like Dubaians live one long party, making up for lost time.

It kicks off with the Duabi Golf Tournament which attracts the world’s top golfers.  Entrance is free for everyone.  What a better way to encourage a wide audience!  The event is set up to attract everyone.  The kids’ entertainment zone has multiplied quite substantially from what it was a few years ago.

DH took the kids to the golf on the Thursday afternoon and the Friday morning.  The kids had a blast.  DH, a keen golf spectator, and an even more keen ‘would-like-to-play-golf-more-frequently-or-at-all’ player, didn’t see as much as a pro golf swing……but he spent a lot of money on merchandise, food, drinks etc…….An entire morning can be spent engaging kids in bouncy castles, snag golf, sumo wrestling etc.  No wonder there was no time for golf! Jumeirah marketing – I bow down to you! This is a truly brilliant move. Can I hire you to keep my 3 entertained on non-activity school days????

This year, the lovely Rory McIlroy won.  What a super tournament, and I can only admire Jumeirah for recognising a world beating talent so early on in his career.  Congratulations Rory!  Jumeirah strikes again!

This weekend Dubai was the home to the Rugby 7s’ tournament.   Entry free for kids.  Adult pre-paid tickets were on sale for weeks in advance.

DS1 is so focused on rugby, he now looks on football and swimming as ‘peasant’ sports.  In his eyes, I  see ‘why would you want to play football when you could play rugby?’  On the first day, DH took DS1 and DD.  They had so much fun.  They came back with an England shirt each as well as a rugby ball representing each of Ireland, England and Dubai!

An amazing venue: the central pitch is surrounded by 5 rugby pitches.  Kids’ entertainment – face painting, bouncy castles, tatoo artists, golf, and endless games of embarrassment.  The kids had a blast.

Day 2 – we all went.

Not much rugby watching went on from our side but we soaked up the wonderfully energetic, magical atmosphere that comes alive when ex-pats assemble en masse.

It didn’t matter that England was knocked out yesterday.   It was all about the sport, all about the day, all about the atmosphere, and I doubt there are many other countries out there which could match Dubai’s magic!

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Rain Watch

As ligthning blitzed across an unusually dark, grey desert sky, and the angry thunder tried to chase it off to somewhere else where it truly belonged, the kids were bemoaning the fact that their wellies were in Nana’s and Grandad’s house in the Emerald Isle.

‘But why did you not take them back Mummy????’ asked DS1 making my title sound as long as the alphabet.

‘I didn’t think we’d need them, sweetheart’ I replied as my mind cast back to the 5 full suitcases which followed us back to DXB…..One has to be practical  about what one brings back from summer hols, and unfortunately, wellies won’t ever have a chance of making the suitcase cut!   Besides, it hardly rains in Dubai.  Why would one need wellies?

But last week, the weather forecast read something like this ‘thunderstorms with a lot of precipitation’.  I glanced at the headline, and forgot it as quickly as I read it.

Yeah, right.  We’ve heard it all before.  Usually when rain is forecast, this is what happens: a few hopeful drops of rain splash my car windscreen as I pull out of the drive.  The drops are long and splishy.  The sky is overcast.  Thoughts of a day of rain dance through my mind.  Rain in Dubai is welcome for two main reasons: the novelty; and the fact that rain is not all that bad when the temperature is in the 20’s (unlike damp, cold England or Ireland where the rain feels like it seeps directly through your skin, and into your bones to give you that unwelcome chill).

But so often, by the time I get 200 metres down the road, the rain has stopped, and the sun has re-appeared from behind the flimsy, scaredy cat storm clouds.

Excitement rolls over to make room for disappointment, and a lot of muttering about the poor state of meteorology services worldwide and the ‘reverse ‘Michael Fish’ psychology’ ensues!

Those of us from soggy climes feel cheated; more sad, I suspect,  that a touch of ‘home’ didn’t materialise.

Confident in the knowledge that yesterday afternoon’s black clouds were unlikely to produce enough rain to  wash the dusty sand off my much-in-need-of-a-wash car, let alone flood the place,  I set off to the local shops.

When I entered the store, I was greeted with a strange, loud crashing sound coming from the ceiling.  I thought it must be the air conditioning signalling the need for a long overdue service.  But then I noticed people were leaving their shopping trolleys and baskets to run out of the store, and buckets and ‘Caution, Wet Floor’ signs began to spring up around the aisles.

‘What in heaven’s name is going on?’ I wondered as another shopper nearly bowled me over in a dash for the exit.

When I turned to look towards the exit, I noticed a gathering of people clogging up the exit.  Putting 2 + 2 together, I assumed the clattering ceiling noise = a downpour!  I dropped my basket and scuttled to join the other rainwatchers.

My face lit up as I smelled the glorious scent of rain, and a mild air of damp wafted through the doorway.  It was teeming, pouring, bucketing down, lashing, torrential, monsoon-esque – beautiful.  I quickly snapped some photos to share with those back home who would never believe the desert weather!

Now I wished I had brought the wellies!  But really, this downpour was so heavy, I couldn’t let the kids out to puddle jump without the fear of them being washed away down the drainless roads that are commonplace in Dubai.

I eagerly emailed my family and friends the ‘downpour’ photos.  Living in the moment – thank you modern technology for allowing me to take a photo and email it, all within 5 minutes.

An almost instant response from a dear friend was ‘Boo hoo, you call that a downpour?’

That made me laugh.  It was a downpour.  It was a torrential downpour.  I’m Irish, I know what a bloo*y downpour looks like!  The desert was unrecognisable.  Streams of water were gushing through the streets.  With virtually no drainage, roads were flooding.   I wondered if my recently installed artificial grass, would survive the flood……at least my bougainvillea would be happy (as would my gardener as that would mean less watering for him!).

If I could apologise to the Dubai Met, I would direct them to the clip of a teen waterskiing through streets (being pulled by Daddy driving a 4 x 4)……never again will I doubt you!

 

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The True Test of a Superhero

As I was in the throes of cooking the family’s favourite dinner, a roast, DS1 entered the kitchen backwards, speaking to his siblings in what sounded like a very serious tone.  Busying myself  with turning the roast potatoes and preparing the veggies, I caught the tail end of one of DS1’s life lectures.

Even I was astonished to hear him announce, in all earnestness, ‘I was lucky to survive, really I was’.  His attention seeking eyes scanned the room to check to see who was else might be listening.  This was clearly an important milestone in his life, and everyone should know.  Everyone should know that Mummy and Daddy make potentially fatal mistakes, and this is a perfect example!

‘Yeah, I ate the cupcake and the cupcake paper.  I could have died.  I didn’t.  I was lucky to survive.  If the cupcake paper had have been this long (using arms to indicate the length of about 3 metres as he jumped sideways across the kitchen), I would have died.  But it wasn’t that long.  It came out in my poop.  I was so lucky to survive’! he regaled, head nodding, right eyebrow cocked, and an curled corner of the mouth added to emphasise the seriousness of the death defying moment.

DH and I were in fits of silent, suppressed giggles.

This did happen.  Well, kind of.  When they were about 3 years old DD and DS1 had mini, mini cupcakes (think 2cm wide!).  I swear I only turned my back for 5 seconds and I noticed DD’s cupcake paper was not there.  I scoured the floor around her high chair, the high chair, my handbag (into which she took pure joy in throwing everything sticky, crumbly, saliva covered, messy gloop).  Nothing.  The bake paper was nowhere to be found.

We deducted DD probably ate the cupcake paper.  It was one of her first ever cupcakes.  I know.  It was dumb of me to give her a cupcake in paper and expect her to know that not all of it was edible!

I suspect DS1 has heard us re-tell this tale, and decided swallowing greaseproof papered cupcake shells was only something Superheroes do.  Girls can’t be Superheroes, but boys can – hence the reason he survived!

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10 Reasons I Love Dubai (though there are a LOT more!)

Maybe it’s the time of year, but every time I get in my car to run an errand, go to work, do the school run, I can’t help but smile.  Life is good.  Skies are blue (generally), weather is indescribably stunning.  People are smiling and there is a chillaxed feeling about life, all of which makes me thankful that my family lives here.  Why?

In no particular order:

1. Eternal blue skies

2. All year round swimming

3. White sandy beaches and crystal clear winter waters

3. The most beautiful winters you will ever experience

4. No income tax

5. The diversity of Dubai’s cultural make-up

6. Cheap petrol

7. Ladies (and children) only parks

8. The range of after school activities for children: swimming, football, tennis, basketball, martial arts, horseriding, snowboarding, music, go-karting, rugby, gymnastics……..all within 15 mins of home!

9. The Emirate’s Energy

10. Knowing you are part of something special

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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

A key element of year 2 education is the importance of our environment.  Practically from the first day of term, the children are learning about recycling, how plastic bottles are made, how coke cans are made, and how much energy is required for these processes, the importance of switching off lights, and not letting water run unnecessarily.  When I think back, it was only towards the end of my secondary school days that talk of a more environmentally responsible world became a hot topic.  I am glad to see it is now part of the school curriculum from such an early stage.

We have 2 bins, the recycling bin and normal rubbish bin.  Still not quite as advanced as Europe or North America but, let’s forget, the UAE is a young country and an emerging economy.  Things take time.

But still the school pushes on.  Next week, the children have a ‘recycling workshop’ at school.  I am not quite sure exactly what this means but I am sure it will be educational, and probably involve replicating the world’s tallest builiding, the Burj Khalifa, with a selction of egg boxes, tin foil and toilet roll tubes.

For their part, the children have been asked to collect recylable materials to school; cereal boxes, toilet roll tubes, milk bottles, and the like.  DD and DS1 raced to battle over the contents of the recycling bin, and each managed to fill a large carrier bag!

As Mummy on Supervisory Duty, I rifled through their goodies.  I was horrified!  Dunkin’ Donuts boxes, ice lolly boxes, ice cream tubs, coco pops boxes……what would the school think?  ‘Ah, so, the F family seems to spend a lot of money on sugary treats – mental note’.

In our defence, it was our helper’s birthday and, as part of her celebration, we got her a selection of Dunkin’ Donuts for her and her friends.  I had just sorted through the ice lollies in the freezer.  To make room, I chucked the ice lolly boxes and put the ice lollies back in the freezer.  Coco pops – DH is to blame.  Ice cream tubs – I take the 5th!

I secretly hoped the school Nurse was not involved in this environmentally friendly exercise……she could recycle my guts for garters!

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Rain, Rain, Please Do Not Go Away….

Overnight it rained…..OMG…it’s that time of year again….YIPPEE….YIPPEE…..

Raindrops keep falling on my head…..

It is so funny that we now get sooooo excited about rain.  And, when I say, rain, I mean a few drops of precipatation – just about enough to lick the roads and pavements moist.

It is quite inconceivable that anyone from a rainy climate could possibly be happy to see rain ever again.  But, as the saying goes ‘you don’t know what got until it’s gone’.  The love of your life, rain etc…same thing!

Glorious….normally an adjective reserved for the sunshine but,  when you do ‘Dubai’ style, every sparkly, shiny, glittery adjective is reseved for the RAIN!

The children screamed with excitement, and ran to get their umbrellas.  Well, DS1 didn’t.  He just ran out to the front shiny, wet porch and attempted a skid/slide movement along its length.  And all before they left for school at 7:30am.

We Dubaians suspected winter was well and truly upon us last week.  But today confirmed that fact with gusto!  I repeat – YIPPEE!

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Blogging

I am not the best Blogger in the world.  Far from it.  In fact, I struggle to blog daily, and am full of admiration of those who do.  Dedicated writers, I salute you!

But when I do get my derriere into gear and blog, I love clicking on the ‘Publish’ button.  That click right there is a sense of achievement in itself.  But even more rewarding is the lovely quote which springs up on the screen.  It is usually a quote from a famous, adored and well reknowned author, the work of whom, often forms the basis of the English curriculum in so many countries!

Just now it was from Somerset Maugham: ‘The best style is the style you don’t notice’.

Inspiring!

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Lunch Boxes Postscript

Just thinking (or ranting about!) lunch boxes, I realised there is another reason for not including all the school Nurse dictated snack box contents…..the cost!  Dubai’s supermarkets stock everything.  In fact, they stock more than what we are each used to back home.  Due to the diverse range of nationalities that make up Dubai, the Emirate’s supermarkets try to cater to everyone’s soft spot.  But those luxuries come at a price:

Petit Filous Yoghurts (6 pack) – almost £5 / Euros 5.30

Innocent Smoothies (6 pack) – almost £5 / Euros 5.30

Innocent Smoothies (1L) – £5+ / Euros 6.33

Raspberries  (170g/6oz) – £4 /Euros 4.85

Twiglets (6 pack) – £4.50 / Euros 5.60

Frubes – £4.60 /Euros 5.70

Organix Rice Cakes – £3 / Euros 3.70

Organix Raisins – £4 / Euros 5

Andrex Toilet Roll x 9- (not a school snack member…but just so you know the cost of these home comforts) – £7.70 / Euros/ 9.50

And yet, fags sell for 1 Euro/less than a pound for a pack of 20!  I think I need to speak to the school Nurse……

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